So I'm back.

It was goodbadishoverallok. I love the beach so why should I complain.

Ok just a little but they're more, funny happenings.

Here's the low down:

Stayed in pleasantville meets disney world +/-
Shared a room with gorgeous and smart stepsister with a Dan Brown/Burt's Bees fetish.
Hit on by drunk sigma neus --------------
On the way up we passed about 10 signs for a hobo festival. Including a school claiming to be "home of the hobos" Which is quite backwards. ++++++++
Called betsy too many times. +++
Danced at a richyrich restaurant where everything cost at least twenty dollars, (Im talking rolls people) and there was lobster on the kids menu. ++
Red flag, thank you dennis. ++++-
Listened to what misinformed logan calls "emo" on repeat in the sand, is actually more just alternative rock.++++++++++++
My head peeled and now my forehead is pig pink and the rest of me is african.----------------------
Listened to screamo while Gregory drove claiming "YOU DRIVE, YOU PICK THE TUNES, DAD THATS WHAT YOU ALWAYS TELL ME. THIS DOSENT MAKE ME ANGRY IT MAKES ME AWARE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------(this could go on a while)
Jokes containing the words "nigger stain" became socially acceptable. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Meetings about whether calling someone a hog is mean or merely an observation worth noting. (do I even have to do the minus thing?)
Junk food. ++
Finding out the boys put lotioned up tissues in the bed to convince the maid Im uh, well ya. She believed it too, the bed wasnt made and she washed her hands and left. ---------------------
Dry ice and all its uses. +++++
Michael sitting beside me for 8 hours and farting every few minutes. --
Michael sitting beside me for 8 hours and making me laugh. ++ (not about his farting, lord no)
Stealing hotel umbrellas and chairs. +++++
Pillow show downs. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Finding fostocles (part deux) in the water. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
PENIS, repeatedly. Michael even walked from the living room to the kitchen, waved and then walked outside. Stark naked. ---------------
Missing everyone. -times a thousand crowjillion, yea I said it. C-R-O-W.


The lupos got rolled, if you were a part of it, congratulations, but gregory plans to beat you up and burn your yard to a tender crisp and then flood your house while you sleep innocently in your snug beds all the while un aware of your belongings rotting beneath you. Just so ya know.

I hate reading huck finn, actually I kind of like it. But what in the hell is Jim saying? Someone please hire a translator, I don't speak broken hick.


Uh the last post was retarded. Maybe this was better?

Yea whatever, I'm a beast.